Of course, Lydia Prenner-Kasper is above all that.

She will, naturally, age with dignity, welcoming every new wrinkle with a smile and embracing every additional year of life wholeheartedly. After all, one’s own “expiration date” is merely the beginning of decay. Before that comes living, laughing, loving, and enjoying life. She certainly won’t let her body—which is a work in progress—dictate when the fun ends. No, being hot as hell is a choice.

And it’s one you have to make with unwavering resolve. After all, the MILF glass is always half full. So come on, dear MILF girls and MILF boys, let’s get this party started and down a refreshing glass of “Shelf-Life MILF” together.